But holy hell, the baby does.

I was going to tell you earlier today that these are the food groups I seem to be working with lately:

  • cheesy
  • pastries
  • sodium-filled frozen wonders
  • chocolate

But then this afternoon I went grocery shopping–and let me tell you, Shopping While Pregnant is, for me, a long and whim-filled event. And I picked up something that I thought might be good. And a minute ago, I had a bite. And now I can tell you, friends, that this is the Holy Grail of Food:


Seriously. I just ate more ice cream in one sitting than I have ever eaten at one time in my life.  I have never tasted anything so freaking good. Ever. Seriously.

Yeah. Want to start guessing how much weight I’m going to gain between now and June?