Happy birthday to Gospel Bob! In the grand tradition, I won’t say how old he is, but it rhymes with “dirty jive.”

I don’t know how he’s doing it, but he really does keep getting cooler, and cuter, and sexier, and funnier, and more totally awesome every single year.

[Secret message for GB: Happy birthday, sweetie! I love you so freaking much!]

Go give him some birthday love, willya? And then go give him more, because he’s just. that. awesome.