You scored as Friedrich Nietzsche. Well, you’re an egotistical maniac, and you are so very iconoclastic that you probably are currently lost in a post-modern Jupiter, I mean jungle of self-definition.

Don’t let it get you down though, someday, through a willful onslaught of reinterpretation of dated forms and ideas, you will strike on something that passes as remotely new, and people WILL be into it on the basis of how hip it is alone. Also, the average espresso drinker looks up to you.

Friedrich Nietzsche
83%

Elvis Presley
67%

Steven Morrissey
67%

Dante Alighieri
67%

Charles Manson
58%

C.G. Jung
58%

Sigmund Freud
50%

Miyamoto Musashi
50%

Stephen Hawking
42%

Hugh Hefner
42%

Jesus Christ
33%

Mother Teresa
17%

Adolf Hitler
8%

O.J. Simpson
8%

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At least I’m only 8% OJ. That’s something. And I’m fighting the urge to correct the punctuation in that description…(And yeah, I am *too* working. I’m just working on twelve things at once, is all. Why am I only OCD about pointless and disturbing things, and not so much about the working?)