Yes, I’m happy about the election results–I can’t remember the last time I stayed up to watch them without that sinking feeling of dread. Or much less of it, anyway.

Since the Massachusetts quiz has made the rounds, I was wondering the same thing as Trillwing–where’s the quiz for us (displaced, but homesick) Californians? Turns out there are a few.

You’re totally like 66% California!

Hmmm… you have some definite memories of this place… maybe you were born here but moved away as a child. Or you live in Fontana. Whatever. Come back someday!

How California are You?

Okay, but the reason I’m only 66% from CA is this:

Are You a Northern Or Southern Californian

Your Result: You’re One Confused Californian

Okay, so maybe you’ve been transferred around the state, but most likely you’re just from Fresno. I mean black beans and pinto, really, both are good. All you know is that you are proud to be from the state of fruits AND nuts, and you’re a little of both. 🙂

You’re a Northern Californian
You Don’t Know Cali
You’re a Southern Californian
Are You a Northern Or Southern Californian

Note: Of course, that *should* say “You’re a Northern Californian”–if you look at the smaller graphs, it’s clear that’s what they’re trying to tell me. Here’s what I’m using as “proof”:

Native Dweller

That was hella cool, wasn’t it? You are 85% San Francisco!

You are likely the highest form of human being: The San Francisco Native Dweller, a person born, bred, and currently living in San Francisco. Nothing more need be said.

You scored higher than 99%

Link: The How San Francisco Are You? Test written by eightmeup on OkCupid Free Online Dating, home of the The Dating Persona Test