I think that if I were being abducted, I would try to mobile-blog from my phone with my approximate location. Y’all would follow up and call 911, right?

I know you would. Thanks for that.

(Not currently being abducted. Had a pretty fun night drinking at the Squirrel’s with GB, the Squirrel, Jason, and Bad Idea. Also? Vitabrownies are *the shit*. They totally rock. And Season 5 of Buffy? Hooray.)