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The Playstation Random Gentle Sex Master (RGSMf)
Easy to turn on. Hard to beat. You are The Playstation.
You’re a nice girl, and you have lots of sex. It’s therefore highly likely that you’re attractive, and you’re certainly outgoing & friendly. Plus, this healthy physical attitude of yours indicates deeper emotional well-being and stability. Unheard of. When guys dare to dream, they dream of you.
You don’t get attached too easily, and, to wit, you’re not necessarily looking for something long-term right now. That’s a bigger asset than you know. Though, physically speaking, you’re open to anything, you’re keeping your emotional side well-protected. This means there won’t be a lot of wreckage to clean up whenever you decide to settle down.
Your exact opposite: The Priss Deliberate Brutal Love Dreamer |
In the meantime, the men you share yourself with actually respect you. Like them, you enjoy sex for its own sake and don’t need any other validation for pleasure than pleasure itself. Hopefully, you have the good sense to blow off anyone who thinks less of you for that. Usually, this is the part of the description where we offer some life-correcting advice, but honestly, we can’t think of anything about you we’d change. Keep on fucking, partner.
ALWAYS AVOID: The Mixed Messenger
CONSIDER: Anyone else |
October 17, 2006 at 8:39 pm
O SWEET MOTHER OF ALL THINGS HOLY!!! AVOID THE MIXED MESSENGER??? THEY ARE TELLING US THIS NOW?????? Im sorry but we could have been spared almost two decades of angst if we had done this years ago. (Am I once again living a bit too vicariously through you? But you know how much I appreciate this result) How I love you and curse the internet for not bringing us this sooner…
October 17, 2006 at 8:44 pm
Dear GOD how I love me some crse. 🙂
October 18, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Keep on fucking, partner.
I’m going to try to drop this phrase is casual conversation as much as possible today.
October 19, 2006 at 6:10 pm
Skycat is…The Peach
Random Gentle Love Master (RGLMf)
Playful, kind, and well-loved, you are The Peach. For such a warm-hearted, generous person, you’re surprisingly experienced in both love and sex. We credit your spontaneous side; you tend to live in the moment, and you don’t get bogged down by inhibitions like most women your age.
What do you think LB?