Am I lame for not wanting to:
a) go watch the fireworks (note: I find fireworks boring at best and annoying at worst);
b) with Jason and the Squirrel (who may or may not be with the SoapStar);
c) at the house of the Squirrel’s friend, who I don’t know well and where everyone will be high-as-hell except me;
d) when I’ve told the boys to come over after the fireworks;
e) and they sound like they’re not planning on feeling up to hanging out after;
f) and I can hear the fireworks now, so in the 15-20 minutes it’ll take me to get there, they’ll very likely be over?

Thanks. I’m pretty comfy here on my chair in front of the fan.