So GB and I are watching “100 Scariest Movie Moments” on Bravo–which is so totally awesome I can’t even stand it. Just the scary parts of all the greatest horror movies–hooray! Anyway, they have clips of all these people talking about the scenes–actors, directors, whatever. And they keep using footage from this interview with Stephen King, and I have to say that the moment I’ve been expecting for years has come.

Stephen King’s transition into a stereotypical 50-year-old lesbian is complete.

It’s uncanny, really. King just said, “I turned to my wife during the premiere of Carrie,” and GB said, “Interesting. They couldn’t have been legally married back then.”

Happy Pride weekend to my SF friends!