That eating the plums from the plum wine is a good idea. I’ll report back.

Verdict: My sister doesn’t drink enough for it to really make a difference, but I like that she’s trying to cultivate her inner drunk when she’s with me.

Long. Ass. Day. The cold is progressing and I actually feel worse. Costco was a major part of my day. “Energy gum” is not as good an idea as it seems. I still have four papers to grade before class in 8 1/2 hours. And five family members are sleeping in my house right now. Hooray for the late-but-not-end-of-the-semester wedding! An actual update is forthcoming…