Has anyone happened to see my motivation? I seem to have misplaced it. It may have ended up in the recycling bin with all the tequila and beer bottles I’ve finished in the past few days.

Seriously. What can I do? I can’t even think of where to start “working”…I have a giant list of things I could be doing, and all I want to do is watch TV, read blogs, work on our wedding vows, and try to convince myself that going out tonight is–to put it bluntly–a Bad Idea…

Am I just screwed? Will my motivation return eventually? Should I just pick one thing off the Overwhelming List and try to get started? Should I nap on the couch? Has anyone ever actually died from Spring Fever?