You know who I totally don’t think is hot? The guy from Law & Order: SVU. Also, I’m over Vincent D’Onofrio. Thank goodness. I think I only liked him because he reminded me of an autistic Richard Buckner. Actually, I think that was the source of my fleeting mad crush on Adam Baldwin–though I actually do think he’s kind of hot.

I’m not insane. Look:

Hey! Can you tell I have work I don’t want to be doing?

ETA: Possibly, I just think all men with beards look alike.