Oh my god. I need a house, so that I can put this in my yard. Seriously–this is so freakin’ awesome I can’t even believe it.

My lifelong dream is to live in a tree. What? I’ve never told you that? Huh. Yeah, that’s partly why I sleep in a loft, with fake leaves wrapped around the railing and glow-in-the-dark stars on the walls…it’s not quite a tree, but it’s the closest I can get for now.

Anyway. Check this out:

Boing Boing: Grow a grass armchair: “The Grass Armchair is a kit to grow a seat in your yard. It’s £65.00 from Purves and Purves: The Grass armchair is self assembled, each pack contains 14 corrugated cardboard frames and 100g pack of grass seeds. You will need about 240 litres of soil, to fill in the frame. First find the right spot, because once the armchair has grown you won’t be able to move it!! You can put up to 20cm of gravel with in the frame then the soil. Spread the seeds evenly using only 4/5 of the bag of seeds. Press them in and water slightly so that the soil is humid. Water the armchair everyday. If it rains cover the armchair until grass has grown, to avoid the chair becoming waterlogged. After 10 days the grass starts to grow.”

Here’s where you can buy me one.