Oh, the (hic) goddamn mother (hic) fuck (hic) ing hic (hic) cups.

Ow. Ow. Ow. (hic) Ow.

Aside from being annoy (hic) ing, and painful, they’re (hic) just so *embarrassing*. (hic)

Even when I’m (hic) the only one awake.

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