It’s so nice to not have anything to do. I can just wander around the internets aimlessly, sitting here watching TV, having a glass of wine, and not feeling guilty at all about being utterly unmotivated. I don’t have to revise my prospectus, or attempt to prepare for the probably-worst-case-scenario meeting with my committee next week. I don’t have to prep for my tutorial. I’m sure I can teach all these texts without reading them. I am independently wealthy and I can spend all afternoon on ebay. Buying yoga DVDs will make me lose weight. It is vitally important that I check all the blog feeds in Sage multiple times a day. Other than that, though, I have no responsibilities.

La la la. I love my fantasy world.