…but this quiz result is almost perfect for me.

You’re Lebanon!

Your room’s a mess. Your house is a mess. Heck, your life
is a mess. It all used to be really beautiful, and someone even compared you to
Paris once, but that’s all been replaced with heartache and struggle. You’re
small, have been influenced by outsiders for too long, and don’t know what to think about
religion. At least you smell rather pleasant!

Take the Country Quiz
at the Blue Pyramid

If you know me IRL, you can be forgiven for laughing your ass off right now. Just for a minute, though. And yes, I realize we might need to ignore that last sentence too.

Found at Kristiface‘s.