I might need to cheer things up around here, considering some of the keywords people have used to land their sorry asses on this blog:

  • cyanide tablet
  • crap crappity crap
  • back hairy tongue after antibiotics (I assume they meant “black”…)
  • gortrait
  • nauseous with black tongue
  • is it healthy having two boyfriends at the same time

Yeeeeah. I think I need to start writing more about kittens.