Okay, if you’ve never seen me in person, this won’t make much sense. (If you have, you can stop laughing aaaaaany time now.) Let’s just say that among every group of friends I’ve had since college, there’s always a point where someone looks at me and says “Hey…you could totally be a hobbit.”

Yes, I’m short. I’m stocky. I’m kind of a homebody. I have hairy toes. And after this last haircut, I could be Elijah Wood’s (much) older sister.

That doesn’t mean I think it’s *funny*.



To which race of Middle Earth do you belong?
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