Any Monday that begins with a visit to WebMD is just bound to get worse before it gets better.

I have an appointment in an hour with my primary care physician to get a referral to an ophthamologist to see if my retina is spontaneously detaching.

No, really, this is *just* how I wanted to spend my Monday.

The thing is, and as we’ve established numerous times, I’m the Queen of the Psychosomatic Illness. I have had more rare, undiagnosable, relatively minor, and impeccably-timed illnesses in my life than you would even believe. So while I’m not terribly surprised about this, it’s kind of a drag.

Updates forthcoming, I’m sure.