Dear Luckybuzz,

Being slightly annoyed by a houseguest is really not a good enough reason to give up grading and sit at the computer for hours, idly wandering the net and compulsively refreshing the blog reader. Want to know why there’s nothing new there for you to read since the last refresh 10 minutes ago? Because all your blog friends are busy working, socializing, or otherwise carrying on with their lives. You would be well advised to do the same.


PS: If you grade five more papers, we can have some of that apple pie while we watch the Simpsons. Treehouse of Horror tonight, whoohoo! And yum.
PPS: Let’s make that eight more papers. You really are a lazy bastard. Hugs.
PPPS: Is it the royal “we” or the schizo “we”? Because there is a difference.